Raise a Glass to Our Readers' Favorite Drinking Toasts Drinking Toasts Thread starter amxguy1970; Start date Apr 22, 2009; Apr 22, 2009 #1 A. amxguy1970 New Member. Turning your glass upside down after a toast typically means that you do not want to drink anymore. Heres to whiskey,So amber, pure, and clearIts not so sweet as womens lipsBut a damn sight more sincere. Ive always wanted to create a space where I can express my creativity and explore various topics that interest me. The test of Gold is FireThe test of Truth is TimeThe test of Gods love are the heavens aboveand everything sublime.Treasures in life are many,dreams realized but few.But I know the test of Gods goodnessis when he gave me a friend like you. ", "Here's to panties, they ain't the best thing in the world, but damn close to it! Heres to the nights well never rememberWith our friends, well never forget. To hell: May the stay there be as fun as the way there. Everyone has a Star Wars soulmate! Then youll also enjoy reading these funny friendship quotes. The next time you're feeling stumped and speechless, feel free to keep one of these in your back pocket and you're sure to get a few cheers, tears and even a few raised beers. And if you fight, may you fight for a brother. Sometimes its nice to have a common toast ready that works in every situation. Thats right, our robot overlords have infiltrated the world of comedy. The next party is justifiable with this drinking quote, even to your mom. Heres to stealing, cheating, and lying: may you steal someones heart, cheat death, and lie with your love. Heres to a long life and a happy one, a quick death and an easy one, a good man and an honest one, a cold pint and another one., 16. Established Member. The best ships are friendships, and to those ships, we drink. AI created all these toasts about aliens.if(typeof ez_ad_units!='undefined'){ez_ad_units.push([[300,250],'humoropedia_com-large-leaderboard-2','ezslot_5',618,'0','0'])};__ez_fad_position('div-gpt-ad-humoropedia_com-large-leaderboard-2-0'); Do you like the funny toasts youve just read? Heres to a long life and a merry one, a quick ending and a happy one, a good girl and a pretty one, a cold bottle and another one., #2. We have only today. To the guy who says, My turn to buy! Heres the whores Drink, for you know not why you go nor whence. May they never stop. I am in a faraway land I dont know half of you half as well as I should like;and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. Batten down the hatches Funny Drinking Toast Ideas: 10 Unique Drinking Cheers You Haven't Heard We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who dont!, 15. I am strong Check out these fun and interesting beer quotes. When I love them, I let them. If you go before me May the stay there be as enjoyable as the way there." "I drank to your health in company. Marriage is the eye-opener." Pauline Thomason. Heres to the land of the shamrock so green. Bedroom Party Literature, not originally listed as a toast; This is known as Heres to doing and drinking,Not sitting and thinking. May misfortune follow you the rest of your life,And never catch up. Fuc-King! The best ships are friendships, and to those ships, we drink., #11. What are some witty toasts? - drinking wine alcohol | Ask MetaFilter The day after. Bawdy Drinking Toasts Here are bawdy, erotic or scatological toasts that can be said by either gender. Shes lost her cherry but it doesnt mean a thing, cause shes still got the box that the cherry came in. But that is why we like um! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Copyright 2023 Imscouting.com.com All Rights Reserved. 65.) ", "May the best of your past be the worse of your future. Drinking Toasts - Chasing Neat Are you ready to party with awesomely funny toasts? Scottish, With this glass, rich and deep 12. Especially if youre an old fellow with an army of memories. Heres Why Champagne Is Fucking Overrated, The Fire Inside: The Great Drunkards and What They Drank. I raise my head in agreement. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. . May you meet the love of your life when you least expect it. MDM, Heres to a guy who is never blue A full bottle - three important things Credit: Pixabay.com / StockSnap Here's to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend. A mans wife has more power over him than the state has., #18. Heres to women. Groucho Marx knew how to praise the glasses of life. till it's out of me and out of you. May we never go to h but always be on our way. MDM, Life is a banquet and most poor sons of bitches are starving to death. 11. May your life always be serving you lemonade without any lemons. May your home be a place where friends meet, family gathers and love grows. Its old news Here are some hilarious and lighthearted drinking toasts you can make when youre out drinking with your friends. We love 'em in lace. Here's to the guys we fuck and screw. ", "To the kisses we've snatched and vice versa! Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.Mark Twain, 79.) Hopefully, you wont be too drunk to remember these drinking toasts when it matters. However, I assure you that this page still has the best funny drinking toasts for friends youll find. Ghana Zip Code: Everything You Need to Know. May you work like you dont need the money, love like youve never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, screw like its being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman. So lets drink this drink 40 Beautiful Irish Blessings for Every Occasion. 54.) Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,Sermons and soda-water the day after.Lord Byron, 77.) If drinking beer, Could bring her back here, I'd drink the damn place dry, Yes, I'd drink the damn place dry! It can also be seen as disrespect towards the person or thing being toasted. Patrick Dennis, Steady your glasses Heres to the great artistic genius, Pablo Picasso. 10. Next to a circus, there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit., #27. If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink myself up. To the bottle, I goTo heal my heart and drown my woeRain may fall, and wind may blowAnd many miles be still to goBut under a tall tree will I lieAnd let the clouds go sailing by.J.R.R. (Mark Twain). The sweets of life mirth, music, love, and wine. Pain makes you stronger. But a whiskey glass and a fat girls ass are home sweet home to me. Whether it's at a wedding, anniversary, birthday, funeral, or just another night at the bar, we've all had or will have to give a toast at some point in our lives. 11:11a, 1/27/12. I don't know about you, but I'm the least articulate person around after a few beers. Here's to "The Usual". When I lie down May every hot girl you meet become sexually crazed when you ask her out. To work the easiest device man has invented to escape boredom.. At break of day Another famous toast you can use at your best friends bachelor party. But never about our thirst. Whether youre celebrating a special occasion or just having a few drinks with friends, these toasts can help make the experience more enjoyable. And to all the governments out there, remember: you may think youre in charge, but youre just pawns in the grand scheme of things. And if we ever disagree, Well, fuck you and here's to me. 10 Funny Drinking Toasts You Probably Haven't Heard - Heavy.com 211+ Short Toasts, Cheers & Sayings You'll Remember - Listcaboodle Heres to the women, with little pink shoes; who steal all our money and drink all our booze; now, shes not a virgin but thats not a sin, cause shes still got the box that the cherry came in. Heartbreak makes you wiser. 12.) Home | Here's an Irish toast to your wedding: May the roof over your heads be as well thatched As those inside are well matched. ListCaboodle - Fun, Informative, And Cool Stories In List Format. For sure one of the best college drinking toasts youll ever come across. 4. Entertain your group with these witty, heartfelt, and . May the luck of the IrishLead to happiest heightsAnd the highway you travelBe lined with green lights.Wherever you go and whatever you do,May the luck of the Irish be there with you. Pain makes you stronger.Tears make you braver.Heartbreak makes you wiser.And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and drink myself up. and email him if interested in writing about Sex and Love. May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. See more ideas about drinking toasts, drinking quotes, funny toasts. A child every year to you. BloonWars 10 yr. ago. The 27 Best Toasts When Drinking - FOODBEAST We love 'em in leather. And when they're dead, buried, forgotten- we'll dig them up and fuck them rotting! The classic with me and my friends is "Cheers to beers thank god we ain't queers." Beannachta na File Pdraig oraibh! Heres How To Fix It And, Funny Irish toasts that are easy to memorize #IrishToasts #IrishDrinkingToasts #StPatricksDayToasts #IrishLife #IrishWeddings, Hilarious Irish Jokes That Will Make You Smile, Fun Things To Ask Alexa On St. Patricks Day, Essential Songs For Your St. Patricks Day Playlist, Dirty Irish Pick Up Lines That Will Probably Get You Slapped, Richard Belzers Last Words Were, F*** you, Motherf*****!. To our health: May we all live to be as old as my jokes. Wouldnt that be a nice toast to one of your real friends? The Irish are famous for their colorful sayings and quotes. 15 Irish drinking toasts for your St. Patty's party When I kiss them, I love them. Lets have a toast to the incompetence of our enemies.Holly Black, 63.) Its on youse. But the oceans not beer, and Im not a duck, so lets drink these pints and get messed up. To nights we will never remember, with the friends we will never forget., 25. To somebody, somewhere -Heres to Hell! If you cheat, may you cheat death. Not sitting and thinking. A well-delivered toast can mean the difference between a good night and a great night. AG. Heres to your liver!May it live as long as you last. May the roof above us never fall in, and may we as friends never fall out. It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money. When you're wasted all the time. 30 Great Drink Toasts - TFE Times 36 Funny Wedding Toasts and Speech Quotes - Brides It has that sauciness of Irish drinking toasts, and it's better than just saying, "Drink up!" "My friends are the best friends. Powered by BizBudding Inc. 10 Funny Irish Toasts That Are Easy To Memorize, 15 Dirty Irish Pick Up Lines That Will Probably Get You Slapped, 10 Rejected St. Patricks Day Playlist Songs.
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